Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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