Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
