Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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