Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
they're like a gay fantastic four
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Randomize
