i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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