I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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