operation have a gay friend backfired
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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