So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
That accounts for only three of the penises
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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