seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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