I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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