so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize
