that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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