You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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