it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
