I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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