I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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