Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Randomize