i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
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