dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Randomize
