we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Never underestimate the power of titties
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