In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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