I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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