I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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