i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I think people are normalizing furries
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