Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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