i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Randomize
