I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Couch. On fire.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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