Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I touched a dick in church today
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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