I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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