Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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