Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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