I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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