I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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