so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
We smell like vodka and hangover
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
