real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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