garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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