Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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