I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
