what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Rumble strips road head = magical
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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