Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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