I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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