What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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