They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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