I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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