I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
the liver wants what the liver wants
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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