Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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