: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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