Sponge bath it is.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Well I just put wine in my tea
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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