The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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