plz talk dirty to me
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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