all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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