you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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