he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Randomize