The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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