btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
BRING THE BAGELS
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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