I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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